HOW TO MAKE A GNARLY WOBBLE (PART 1)

brought to you in part by j-bux ( sixth street vacant affiliate)

WITH MASSIVE(SOFTSYNTH):

>GET A CRACKED COPY OF MASSIVE OFF A TORRENT SITE (USE PEER GUARDIAN TO COVER YOUR TRACKS AND WHATEVER TORRENT CLIENT YOU USUALLY USE)

>NEW SOUND IN THE "FILE" MENU

>OSCILLATION TO THE BASS FREQUENCY OF YOUR CHOICE

>WAVETABLE POSITION TO THE FATTY SOUND OF YOUR CHOICE

>ROUTE OSCILLATOR 1 TO FILTER 1 (REMOVING BLEED)

>SELECT A GNARLY FILTER

>MESS W/ THE FILTER SETUP TO GET YOUR TONE OF CHOICE

>HIT UP LFO-5 AND SYNC IT TO GET A TIMED WOBBLE

>SET THE XFADE TO SINE TO GET A SMOOTH WOBBLE

>DRAG ASSIGNMENT TAG FROM LFO-5 TO THE MOD ASSIGN BOX ON THE FILTER 'FREQUENCY CUTOFF' AND STICK HER IN THE FAR-LEFT MODULAR BOX (AFTER THAT YOU CAN CLICK AND DRAG YOUR MOUSE UP AND DOWN TO DEFINE THE MODULATION AND POLARITY OF THAT NASTY WOBBLE YOU JUST MADE

>CLICK AND DRAG THE LFO RATE TO VARY THE WOBBLE

FROM THERE IT'S ALL EXPERIMENTATION AND KNOB TWISTING. DO YOURSELF A FAVOR AND GET A COUPLE SHUFFLE BEATS PROGRAMMED BEFORE YOU START SO YOU CAN GET YER WOBBLE ON AS SOON AS YOU GET THE HANG OF IT.

GET TO IT!!!